Interesting facts you should know about Vash

• Used to pair socks but now just tosses them in the drawer

• Occasionally dresses up in a leather body suit (claims to ride a motorcycle)

• Breathing loudly and or making saliva noises in ear’s range cause homicidal feelings

• Not really impressed with the Dyson vacuum

• Sometimes pretends to be on the phone, so not to be bothered by panhandlers

• Checks that the oven gas is off 743 times before leaving on a trip

• Keeps hair short, to avoid Jewfro

• Loves Yoga, but also wants to slap the chakra out of some of the Yogis.

• Considers Claritin-D a recreational drug

• Takes pleasure when someone on the Antique Road Show is told they have a cheap copy that isn’t   worth anything.

• Lives in a mild state of delusion

• more to come